There was a great state called ‘Mara’rashtra. The state was a jewel in India’s crown and its capital ‘Bombaway’ was the financial fulcrum of the whole nation. The state was governed by the faulticians - Cheap Minister Lash Rao DeepCrook and his deputy R R Futile.
The capital attracted tourists and terrorists alike and Lash Rao’s administration extended all possible facilities, so that the former can charge their credit cards and the latter can discharge their weapons easily.
26th Nov - Scene cuts to DeepCrook residence. An agitated Mrs DeepCrook – “Lash Rao ji, BombAway is being bombed again!! “Lash Rao – “Oh ho, I just slept after seeing our son Pitesh’s new flopped movie, why cant we look at this tomorrow? What exactly has happened?””Mrs DeepCrook – “Seems 10 people have laid a seige and have taken Taj and Trident Hotels hostage” Lash Rao – “Oh ho, they must be tourists and not terrorists, and must be hungry, that is why they have gone to these hotels. Ok, lets do something, call Futlile Ji right away”
Scene cuts to R R Futile, who is currently chasing a bar girl out in a dingy street.
Lash Rao – “Futile Ji, leave the damn bar girl for once, seems there is a terrorist siege. I’m going to sleep, can you do something? Call me around noon tomorrow for a status update, I need to go give a muhurat clap for Pitesh’s new movie being directed by Hey Ram Kumar Verma, tomorrow morning”
R R Futile – “Sir, I cant leave the bar girl, Pawar Ji wants to get BombAway ridden of this dastardly crime, I will call the other Futile in the system, Shi* Raj Futile in Delhi and see what he can do about this”
Scene cuts to Delhi, Shi* Raj is currently getting measured for a new BandGala suit.
R R Futile – “Shi* Raj Ji – BombAway is under siege. Most of our local policeforce is busy securing other faulticians and bollywood personalities and our brave Maratha Manoos Crass Thackeray only confronts poor Biharis and not Pakistani terrorists. Of course in big cities such small incidents happen but can you do something?”
Shi* Raj Futile – “Good that I am getting a new BandGala suit, I visit all terror attack sites in new suits only. Let me speak to Phoneya Ji and see what we can do”
Scene cuts to ‘Con’gress party HQ where Phoneya Ji is getting head massage from Shiela DeepShi*.
Shi* Raj Futile –“Madam, people dying in ‘Mara’rashtra. What to do?”
Phoneya Ji – “Call MoonyMoony Singh at Chidu’s house. They must be trying to balance the national budget on their abacus. Have Moony find an aeroplane and send NSG commandos to BombAway. Also send message to the biggest Futile in the system, Mrs P Futile, who is currently in Indonesia trying some authentic asian curries. If she has finished her tourism, maybe she can come back and help calm the nation’s nerves”
Will NSG commandos be able to measure upto the task?
Will ‘Mara’rashtra keep witnessing high body count in these regular attacks?
Will Shi* Raj Futile get his new BandGala before the attacks finish, so that he could attend the photoshoot looking prim and proper?
To know all this, watch this space for the next episode……….
The capital attracted tourists and terrorists alike and Lash Rao’s administration extended all possible facilities, so that the former can charge their credit cards and the latter can discharge their weapons easily.
26th Nov - Scene cuts to DeepCrook residence. An agitated Mrs DeepCrook – “Lash Rao ji, BombAway is being bombed again!! “Lash Rao – “Oh ho, I just slept after seeing our son Pitesh’s new flopped movie, why cant we look at this tomorrow? What exactly has happened?””Mrs DeepCrook – “Seems 10 people have laid a seige and have taken Taj and Trident Hotels hostage” Lash Rao – “Oh ho, they must be tourists and not terrorists, and must be hungry, that is why they have gone to these hotels. Ok, lets do something, call Futlile Ji right away”
Scene cuts to R R Futile, who is currently chasing a bar girl out in a dingy street.
Lash Rao – “Futile Ji, leave the damn bar girl for once, seems there is a terrorist siege. I’m going to sleep, can you do something? Call me around noon tomorrow for a status update, I need to go give a muhurat clap for Pitesh’s new movie being directed by Hey Ram Kumar Verma, tomorrow morning”
R R Futile – “Sir, I cant leave the bar girl, Pawar Ji wants to get BombAway ridden of this dastardly crime, I will call the other Futile in the system, Shi* Raj Futile in Delhi and see what he can do about this”
Scene cuts to Delhi, Shi* Raj is currently getting measured for a new BandGala suit.
R R Futile – “Shi* Raj Ji – BombAway is under siege. Most of our local policeforce is busy securing other faulticians and bollywood personalities and our brave Maratha Manoos Crass Thackeray only confronts poor Biharis and not Pakistani terrorists. Of course in big cities such small incidents happen but can you do something?”
Shi* Raj Futile – “Good that I am getting a new BandGala suit, I visit all terror attack sites in new suits only. Let me speak to Phoneya Ji and see what we can do”
Scene cuts to ‘Con’gress party HQ where Phoneya Ji is getting head massage from Shiela DeepShi*.
Shi* Raj Futile –“Madam, people dying in ‘Mara’rashtra. What to do?”
Phoneya Ji – “Call MoonyMoony Singh at Chidu’s house. They must be trying to balance the national budget on their abacus. Have Moony find an aeroplane and send NSG commandos to BombAway. Also send message to the biggest Futile in the system, Mrs P Futile, who is currently in Indonesia trying some authentic asian curries. If she has finished her tourism, maybe she can come back and help calm the nation’s nerves”
Will NSG commandos be able to measure upto the task?
Will ‘Mara’rashtra keep witnessing high body count in these regular attacks?
Will Shi* Raj Futile get his new BandGala before the attacks finish, so that he could attend the photoshoot looking prim and proper?
To know all this, watch this space for the next episode……….
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