Rab Ne Bana Di Ghodi

Ladize and Gentalman,

Myself, PP, saying Namaste with folding hands to all of you. I am in the well and hope that you are also in the well. I native of Rajasthan, famus for dessert and camel which drinks once and runs everywhere. I growing up in Marwari public school and so English of mine not like English of bangalorees. But I want to talk English as all do not able to follow Marwari.

Today I tell you story of my marrij to Miss MK of Allahabad. She conwent school and then enginear collij, all English, and so both speak and talk English only in flat. My marrij was placed in Pushkar city, 14 km far from Ajmer. Camel take 1 day to make journey, so we start for journey 3 days advance. Everything was gud, all family peepul and Ms MK family peepul, all staying together in state tourist resort. Big big food was cooked and our cooker and his team made all 3 meals of everyday full of ghee, shugar and wheet, rise,vegitable and pulces. Cocktale party was best party as cooker made chickan and muttan also. Many sang song, ding dong, dancing, all rum and vodka flowing, soda was finished, but nobody did problem, they took handpump water and saved vodka from wasting.

In Marrij evening, Ghodi came and I was made sit on it by my happy frands. Although I slightly healthy, ghodi was slightly weak. Ghodi back cover was also not fully cotton filled, and when baraat started with full dancing, comfort went away from me and Ghodi. My spinal cord and Ghodi’s spinal cord started frictioning, and every Ghodi step made more pain for both. Idiot frands of mine just not stopping dancing and when pain increasing, their dancing increasing. Ghodi and I gave abuses from inside both our Sehra’s but in so high band sound, nobody hearing. Finally we reach bride place and finally dancing stopping. I thanked God and got down with sigh. Ghodi also thanked God and sat down with sigh.

Now I take break, you tell me if you want to heer about marrij hall proceeding and how stupid Pandit made 7 phera ceremoney for 4 hrs. Rest part of story tomorrow telling.